Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-the Moon) nonsensically argued over the weekend that Republicans believe women ought to “make their own choices” when it comes to their own health:

BACHMANN: What we want is women to be able to make their own choices […] We want women to make their own choices in healthcare. You see that’s the lie that happens under Obamacare. The President of the United States effectively becomes a health care dictator. Women don’t need anyone to tell them what to do on health care. We want women to have their own choices, their own money, that way they can make their own choices for the future of their own bodies.

Bachman translated: Women should have the right to make their own choices with the exceptions of abortion, contraception and assisted reproduction.

I’ll take whatever she’s smoking…h/t TP