I was highly surprised to learn that the teabaggers had temporarily abandoned their Bed Time for Bonzo Reagan fetish to place a bust of the leading conservative authority on recreational vicodin in the Missouri state capital next to Harry Truman, Mark Twain, Sacajawea, and Walt Disney. Unfortunately, it appears that not all Missourians love Rush the way he does so that all taxpayers will be forced to shoulder the cost of installing 24-hour surveillance cameras to protect his likeness from pagans, socialists, gays, and the countless other dark forces who spend all of their time plotting the destruction of Rush and by proxy, America.

h/t Politico