After watching this homophobic rant by a teenage conservative radio talk show host (who models himself after Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck), I’m convinced that West Virginia has much more to worry about then the 30 homosexuals that live in Caiden Cowger’s county. Like the West Virginia educational system if this Sean Hannity wannabe is any indication. Perhaps Master Cowger’s ought to be spending more time focusing on grammar than crediting President Barack Obama for “encouraging” people to be gay. Watch and weep:

With statements like this, a future at Fox News is definitely in the cards:

he titular teen behind the West Virginia-based Caiden Cowger Program spent several long minutes excoriating homosexuals and their supporters — namely President Obama and Lady Gaga. “Homosexuality is a belief…it’ss not mandatory in that person. That person is not born that way, no matter what Lady Gaga says,” asserts Cowger.

He goes on to claim that there are “about 30 teenagers in this county that I’m at that are homosexuals,” a “fact” that he finds “sickening,” not the least because he once considered some of them to be his friends. “They were not homosexuals. They just decided all of a sudden, ‘you know, I think I’m going to be gay’.”

Cowger, who regards Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck as role models, places the blame for these teens’ extemporaneous “change of heart” on “indoctrinating” campaigns such as Dan Savage’s It Gets Better project, and on encouragement from President Barack Obama and VP Joe Biden.

“President Obama, Vice President Biden is [sic] making kids gay,” Cowger declares. “If you’re encouraging you’re making kids gay. You are saying that it is all right to follow this belief, it is completely natural, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s not immoral.”

I think Todd Parr ought to send young Master Cowger a free copy of his Family Book.