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Newt Gingrich

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Flightless Bird Attacks Newt

Noted wife collector and  historical onanist, Newt Gingrich, was attacked by a penguin yesterday during a “campaign” appearance at a St. Louis Zoo. No word if penguins will now be excluded from his future space colony on Jupiter. UPDATE: Reactions from the internet over the penguin attack: 1. Gingrich identified his attacker as “a typically […]

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